H2Q Metatronic StartUp - A Joke?

Cosas veredes Sancho... From Globes:

Strauss-Elite Ltd. (TASE:STEL) is joining the list of Israeli companies investing in water ventures. The company announced that it will invest $10 million in H2Q Water Technologies Ltd. in three tranches, under terms that were not disclosed. The investment gives H2Q a company value of $17 million. Strauss-Elite will provide H2Q with an initial loan of $2.75 million, convertible to shares upon meeting a certain milestone. Strauss-Elite will invest an additional $3.5 million for a 51% stake in the company, and has an option to invest a further $3.75 million for another stock allocation that will boost Strauss-Elite’s stake in H2Q to 59%.

In a laconic notice to the Tel Aviv Stock Exchange (TASE), Strauss-Elite said that H2Q is a water venture aided by Israeli scientists and research institutes. Sources said that the CEO of H2Q is Rami Ronen, the CEO of Ramdor Systems and Computers 1990 Ltd. (TASE:RMDR) until he quit after a struggle for control. Oddly, no key figures in Israel’s water industry have heard of this company, which has won a generous investment in terms of the local market. Strauss-Elite declined to provide details about the company, the milestones that it will have to meet to be eligible for the balance of the investment, and what the purposes of the investment are. Industry sources believe that H2Q is a holding company based in the UK. Ronen is presently en route there.

I never heard of Rami Ronen. To the best of my knowledge, he is not a figure in our small Israeli water pond community. He may have something going in Spain with his brother Gadi. I googgled H2Q and the results are ... METATRONIC HEALING TOOLS. No, this must be wrong! Anyway, this is interesting.

All tools are constructed to order by Buddhist Monks in the Mt. Shasta area of California. A portion of the proceeds goes to support monasteries in Nepal and India. Items are made to order by monks in Mt. Shasta and can take 6-8 weeks for delivery.

THE SACRED SCIENCE OF METATRONICS

Buddha Maitreya is designing Metatronic Tools which work at the level of the etheric body which is the level at which vibrational realignment takes place. When we use Metatronic Tools such as the Vajra, Etheric Weaver or Metatron’s Mat it facilitates the geometric simplicity of the evolution of the atom to manifest a complexity of DNA, which is the mind of God permeating matter into form as a pattern of Divine Harmonic Design - ever-growing in the Law of Love emerging as a manifestation known as the human being - The Angel.

In this enlightened most auspicious time of the coming forth of Heaven on Earth, the ending of illusion will begin as the Angel of the Presence begins to manifest in all of us. Every human being is an incarnation of the great collective Soul, embodied in Love. As this collective Soul emerges from the world of humanity a new form of human being will manifest and a new word known as the Monad will become known as the Awakened Angel.

The Science of Metatronics works with the energy of light and the electron, and communicates through geomancy. Geomancy is the light form that creates the Word, found in the Tetragrammaton located inside of the Tetrahedron. When one holds the vajra it affects the meridians, the minor chakras prana, and their body and the vajra becomes one. Their physical form begins radiating light and attracting light and this enhances love magnetically.

Vajras (Tibetan = dorje, meaning "lightning bolt).
These are metatronic devices that promote alignment of the several subtle energy levels through dispelling of illusion in consciousness.
Etheric Weavers = Healing wands that align the major and minor chakra centers of the body. The Etheric Weaver is a Metatronic Tool designed by Archangel Michael which consists of a perfectly clear 7inch lab grown quartz crystal covered with a clear color gel, two magnets are placed parallel to each other on either side of the crystal and copper wire is wrapped around the crystal and magnets. A gold plated chain with a small crystal on the end is used to hold the hanging Etheric Weaver, like a pendulum.

The Etheric Weaver is used to naturally balance and align the chakric energies, it can be used as a direct as well as distance healing tool - both on oneself and others. The etheric weaver works with the energy of the Seven Rays - the colors of the rainbow - to heal and align the whole body and its hundreds of chakras, rather than focusing on the seven primary chakric centers.