Bernanke in Charge

Ben Shalom Bernanke is the man "on the top" of the current financial crisis in the US. He has the best brain and preparation to pacify the markets: he scored a fantastic 1590 on his SAT (out of 1600, which tanslates to an IQ of 154, ie he is smarter than the 99.995% of the population) - he was All-State saxophonist, graduated Summa Cum something from Harvard and speaks fluent Hebrew. He springs from an Orthodox Hungarian Jewish family, the intellectual (and waterpolo) aristocracy of the Jewish nation.

Commenting on Jewlicious, Frum-Unda-Mentalist said:

I think it’s clear to see that the real conspiracy (to control US money) is not amongst Jews but amongst bald men…. Look at Greenspan and Bernie standing there, flaunting their bulbous, fleshy pates side-by-side like reverse peacocks…..looks like I’ll have to have my hair plugs lazered off if I want to fulfill my dream of secretly controlling the government from behind a big pile of dubloons… The guys with hair are probably too busy getting laid to study economics- that would be just like those bastards.

encino yeled said:

God, I love that. When can I have the power? I’m ready for the responsibility. There’s a Spider-Man lesson in there somewhere, I’m pretty sure, yep, it’s there, keep looking.

FrumUndaMentalist said:

Encino, man, you’re entirely correct: my comments were out-of-line and totally uncalled-for. I apologize to any men with full, rich heads of hair whom I may have offended. I don’t know what I was thinking….I had been drinking a lot of Orange Ginger Mint tea before I wrote that…it was a foolish thing to say. Casual sex is of course just as worthy a pursuit as economics and being Chairman of the Federal Reserve, and I say that without any trace of sarcasm or bizarre dadaist “humor”…. Please accept my humblest apologies.

encino yeled said:

No apologies necessary love. “Casual sex is of course just as worthy a pursuit as economics and being Chairman of the Federal Reserve” — Yeah it is! And definitely more fun!