Saturday, March 08, 2008

Hungarian Jewish Humor

Kohn, desperate, asks advice from his Rabbi:

- Rabbi, what should I do? This morning I opened the safe and ten thousand dollars are missing!
- Put them back, my son...

Kohn builds a large, four-stories, luxury house. The tax people come to investigate the monumental building.

- Mr Kohn, can you explain us your sources of income for this house?
- With pleasure, gentlemen. One night, the Angel of God appeared in dream and told me: "Kohn, go to the garden and start digging! You will find a treasure of gold and diamonds, and you will build a four level house to the greater glory of God!"
- Mr Kohn, we have no doubt that that is what happened, but please we need some material proof!
- What better material proof that this splendid four stories house?

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