Thursday, August 21, 2008

Fantastic Business Proposal Received by Mail

Fidelity Investments International
Oakhill house,130 Tonbridge,
Hildenborough.
Kent TN119DZ,
United Kingdom.

Dear Beloved,

I am Mr. Robin Shephard, the Fund Manager of Fidelity Investment International. The World Largest Fund Management Company with over £1.2Trillion Capital Investment Fund.

Nevertheless, as The Fidelity Fund Manager, I handle all our Investor's Direct Capital Funds and secretly extracted 1.2% Excess Maximum Return Capital Profit (EMRCP) per annum on each of the Investor's Marginal Capital Fund. As an expert, I have made over (£45, 745, 000, 00) from the Investor's EMRCP and hereby looking for someone to trust who will stand as an Investor to receive the fund as Annual Investment Proceeds from Fidelity Marginal Capital Fund. All confirmable documents to back up the claims will be made available to you prior to your acceptance.

Meanwhile, I have worked out the modalities and technicalities whereby the funds can be claimed in any of our 6 Clearing Houses without any hitches. Our sharing ratio will be 60-40. If you are interested, you should send your direct phone number so we could discuss more on phone as regard the transaction, Please do get back to me through my mobile number +44-704 570 9683.

Best Regards,
Mr. Robin Shephard
Phone:+44 704-570-9683
Fund Manager Fidelity Investment International UK

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This sounds like a wonderful opportunity - you should liquidate all your dubious stocks that you are forever complaining about and give all your wealth to Mr. Shephard to hold in order to secure your share of the proceeds - just think of what 45M UKP will bring you!

Pssst- this is a secret. Please don't tell Fidelity Investments that Robin Shephard has been stealing from them or the whole scheme will be ruined! It's just between you and me and everyone else who has an internet connection.

Anonymous said...

PS - I don't think 60/40 is fair under the circumstances. I would demand at least 65/35 or no deal.

J. said...

The problem is that Mr Robin Shepard has never thought out his stealing operation to the very end. Now he has a large amount of stolen money, and is forced to send out emails to unknown persons to help him. He is taking a very large risk, for sure. But my good reputation has preceded me, and he knows I am a person he can rely on. I would never tell anyone of what has been doing, moreover I am afraid he will choose someone else to share his stolen money with.

I have asked for a pic of Mr Robin Shepard to be able to recognize him when meeting, and he is a handsome Anglo-Nigerian. It appears that Africans have a good head for finance, even Goldman Sachs's CEO is (or was) an Afro American.

Unfortunately i cannot take advantage of Mr Shepard's generous offer due to an ethical problem. I dont work for or make business with a gonef.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps you recognize Mr. Shepard here:

http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

(There is a hobby called "scambaiting" - you pretend to be interested in the scam and see how far you can lead the scammer along - one of the goals is (like you) to get the scammer to send you a picture, often holding up a sign with what you tell him is your name, which is usually a thinly disguised pun, somtimes obscene (Ima Rat). )

It's hard to believe but each year many thousands of people send millions of $ to Nigerian scammers - locally there was a Jewish Congressman who lost all his money this way (google Mezvinsky) and then stole from his clients so that he could give the Africans more (he ended up going to prison).

J. said...

Thanks for the link. A veritable eye opener. And it is soooo funny. There are people with much more imagination than mine. I specially loved the pic of the 20 dollar bill sent from Nigeria to Britain.