Thursday, November 13, 2008

Swimming Jews















We Jews are good swimmers, and the higher ranks of swimming champions are almost as packed with Ashkenazi Jews as chess masters and Nobel Prizes in Economy. Of course I was on the swimming team till age 21 and spent the summers as well-paid beach life guard. So it is no surprise that half of the world champion freestyle relay team is Jewish: Garret Weber-Gale (pic) and Jason Lezak. Quod erat demonstrandum. Phenomenal goy Phelps is an exception.

3 comments:

Eshenberg said...

Hello!
Uh I didn't realize than they both are from Ashkenazi decent!
But this Olympic games was not so good for Israel :)
Yip in U.S. 4×100 meter freestyle relay team was one "goy". Lezak was the hero in that team,but all team was good.

Good luck to Your country in next Olympic games in Rio de Janeiro or Tokyo :)

josh said...

Jews are good swimmers my dying ass! The BEST swimmer in the world is a "goy",jewboy. At least until you find a way to fix races,you'll always be second. I imagine becoming a world class swimmer requires mummy and daddy to shell out a hell of a lot of money over the years for little juniors lessons. Rich jewz have got the money for that;who knows how much "goy" talent is never DEVELOPED??? You boys used to say,"Oy we are good basketball players" til the negro arrived. The best athletic activity of jews is licking the behinds of the stupid black thugs that dominate our sports!!!

J said...

Josh,

No doubt that Phelps, a non-Jew ("goy") is the world champion, by much. Also the Australians have many excellent swimmers. And the Germans.

To succeed in swimming money is the less important requisite. What is required is stamina, the ability to suffer pain and boredom. I used to train 6 hours a day and my whole body was aching and my mind gone blank. Current training systems are much improved, and I see with my daughters, they go to swimming camps, there is much socializing, it is much more bearable.