Joke. Yetta's grandson was coming to visit her and she had to give him directions:
"... When you come to the front door of the complex, you'll see a big panel with buzzers. With your nose, you'll push the button for my apartment, 5B. I'll buzz you in. Turn to the right and, with your nose, press the elevator button. Then, you can use your nose again to press the button for the fifth floor. When you get off, make a left and I'm down the hall on the right. Kick the door a little and I'll come let you in."
"Grandma, why am I hitting all these buttons with my nose and kicking your door?"
"... When you come to the front door of the complex, you'll see a big panel with buzzers. With your nose, you'll push the button for my apartment, 5B. I'll buzz you in. Turn to the right and, with your nose, press the elevator button. Then, you can use your nose again to press the button for the fifth floor. When you get off, make a left and I'm down the hall on the right. Kick the door a little and I'll come let you in."
"Grandma, why am I hitting all these buttons with my nose and kicking your door?"
"What, you mean, you're coming empty handed???"
The pic, Da Alte Cocker´s fav, shows Bar Refaeli. She lives almost next door.
No comments:
Post a Comment