Much time and attention was spent during my life in thinking about girls, worrying about girls, chasing girls, running aways from girls. I always looked forward to the days when I could focus my undivided attention to the thing I really cared for, which was/is getting rich by speculating on the stock exchange. I have reached an age that people is long supposed to have retired to winter quarters, yet I cannot cross the street with noticing the disturbing, long legs of Kever Benjamin's girls. I had several almost accidents driving because I was distracted by the hotties. It is summer and they stroll around in mini-panties secretly watching the reaction they cause. Till when shall I have to suffer?
The literature says that 62% of healthy men between 80 and 102 years old masturbate regularly and maintain relatively frequent (up to three times a week) sexual relations. Are these Jews or Christians? The question is relevant because, according to antisemite literature, we Jews are a people of the flesh ie unsatisfiable. Supposing that 90% of it is defamation (or admiration?) and only 10% the truth, what should be the prognosis for this older Jewish man?
4 comments:
You're over 80?
Anyway, would you add a 10% factor to account for the "truth" aspect? That would make it closer to 68%.
So no peace of mind for me?
Afraid not, but it's probably the source of your secret engineer's energy anyway. Nice taste in photographs on this site, by the way.
If that is the price of being alive, I shall suffer it gladly till I die.
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