Saturday, June 13, 2009
Sex and the Old Jew
Much time and attention was spent during my life in thinking about girls, worrying about girls, chasing girls, running aways from girls. I always looked forward to the days when I could focus my undivided attention to the thing I really cared for, which was/is getting rich by speculating on the stock exchange. I have reached an age that people is long supposed to have retired to winter quarters, yet I cannot cross the street with noticing the disturbing, long legs of Kever Benjamin's girls. I had several almost accidents driving because I was distracted by the hotties. It is summer and they stroll around in mini-panties secretly watching the reaction they cause. Till when shall I have to suffer?
The literature says that 62% of healthy men between 80 and 102 years old masturbate regularly and maintain relatively frequent (up to three times a week) sexual relations. Are these Jews or Christians? The question is relevant because, according to antisemite literature, we Jews are a people of the flesh ie unsatisfiable. Supposing that 90% of it is defamation (or admiration?) and only 10% the truth, what should be the prognosis for this older Jewish man?