Why men prefer virgins? They cannot take criticism.
Why men masturbate? To make love to someone they love.
How long it takes for men to change the toilet paper roll? No one knows, it never happened.
Why God created man first and woman, second? Experiments are done on rats.
What is the difference between man and vibrator? Man has credit card.
Why smart men are like dinosaurs? They were extinguished millions of years ago.
Why piles are better than men? They have a positive side.
Why men are like soap operas? They end when things start to get interesting.
And men and microwave ovens? At first one thinks they can do anything, but they are good only for warming.
99% of the men give a bad reputation to the rest.