Thursday, January 07, 2010

AVATAR


We too went to see it. The Good Guys have blue skin with green stripes, small heads with ugly monkey faces, are very slim and tall, jump from branch to branch in the high canopy or chant in boring Indian ceremonies. The Bad Guy: American White Soldier. The blue monkeys are connected to Gaia, live in a family and talk to the animals. The American Tribe is is a well run organization, with no religion, spirit or sex. The Americans's soul is saved by a Latin woman helicopter pilot, who in the middle of the battle changes sides and attacks friendly troops, and by a sensitive American Marine, who becomes so identified with the natives that leads their attack in the American base. The story is a composite of high school tree-hugging anti-capitalist cliches, and provides three hours of visually impressive computerized fantasy. Its ideological message is so childish that is not worth discussing.

Avatar's magic is not in its infantile weltanschauung. I felt it this morning when I woke with an unusually strong erection. It is the explicit daydream of leaving our heavy and disabled bodies moving painfully, for a young weightless body walking barefoot on the wet soil and jumping and fying around effortlessly in a low-gravity world. For a fat aging person, after a painful and tiring day of climbing dangerous buildings and exploring underground infrastructure tunnels, the phantasy of a young Na'vi physical world of barefoot, effortless running on the tall branches is something. And the sex. Americans have no sex. The Na'vi do. An extremely infantile kind of sex, but they are such infantile kind of savages.

Racially, the Na'vis have small heads and ugly monkey like faces. They live in families and tribes. The Americans are Mediterraneans, mostly white with about ten percent fat black (dressed and part of the American mass) as they really are, with one Nordic face (the necessary stereotype bad guy). The other "Bad man", the CEO of the mining operation, is an olive skinned good-looking man, carrying no physical signs of his evil or sadism, appearing rational and thoughtful. Living in this shitty Middle Eastern country, the American tribe is notable for its perfect organization, everybody knows his job and everything works with no conflicts or failures. But within this corporation there is a conspiracy of dissenters who under leadership will sabotage its effort to the point of turning Na'vi.

Follow Up:
The military confrontation proved ineffective, mostly because of low ideological motivation of the Company's forces: the female helicopter pilot changed sides in the middle of the battle, the agents sent out to the Na'vi went native and joined the enemy, the translator and HQ radio-communication person were secretly collaborating with the conspirators. It is obvious that the Colonel was unfit for the job, he did not inspire loyalty among his soldiers and was unaware of the budding conspiracy. Apparently he had no corporate intelligence nor security personnel to weed out traitors in time. Alternative strategies should have been explored.

The Na'vi had a connection port in their hair (or tail?), they could have been easily connected to a Company computer and re-programmed. The idea of rewarding them with some electronic sex is promising, the company could have developed special Na'vi porn for their enjoyment. Once the connection was established with the Na'v and through them with the rest of Pandora's beings, the whole planet could have been operated as producion unit, just as the Na'vi connected their hair with the birds and they became their robots.

With the correct approach and a good programming team, the whole planet would have joined in the mining operation. Brute force (pic) should be left to adolescents. War must be waged with intelligence.

10 comments:

Ronduck said...

I went on a day trip down to Tucson with my grandparents and saw Avatar while I was down there. I have to agree that film sucked.

I was rooting the Colonel when he was firing at the helicopters leaving the base. That and the bulldozers.

Kae Gregory said...

I agree with everything you said. 'Dances With Wolves In Space'. But fortunately for me, I can switch the b.s. subliminal message center of my brain off through cosmic channeling and switch on my childlike innocence and enjoy the movie for its descent into escapism. I've seen it twice. I'll see it again as I ignore the screaming of my submerged conciousness.

rashkov said...

You've got to admit, the corporation had no rights at all to evict the Na'vi tribe. Besides that, why did they choose this spot on the moon to excavate? Because it was convenient -- wasn't there another site but further away?

Interesting point on the fantasy of being lithe and living a simple life. I missed that part, because the anti-western trope was too distracting.

Ronduck said...

If you remember, the trees in that film formed a single network, so cutting down one would have harmed the natives.

Personally, I think the whole situation called for Agent Orange.

Ronduck said...

While I'm at it the colonel in the film reminded me of the movie Apocolypse Now.

J said...

Those Na'vi monkeys were a real nuisance. Missionaries should have been sent out to them to teach them religion and modesty (they went around naked), some bulldozer driving capabiites so they could be hired for clearing jobs. Poor Na'vi had no running water, no toilets, no electricity, no television, no internet. They had no sanitation, infant mortality must have been very high among the Na'vis. Their medicine was primitive and uneffective, a few magical fungus and chanting. A clinic should have been established by the company. Na'vi knew not what real sex was, they could be invited to Las Vegas.
Na'vi workers could make good money as skyscraper construction workers, they had no fear of the height. They could clean windows in the new Dubai sky scraper. Why kill them?

Juan said...

Were the spoilers necessary? Would you like me to tell you what will happen at the end of Israel's confrontation with Iran?

Ivan said...

Would you like me to tell you what will happen at the end of Israel's confrontation with Iran?

I'll help the host out. He knows what you are going to say. The Navi idiots will take over Iran and teach those that remain how to have sex through USB ports.

J said...

The military confrontation proved ineffective, mostly because of low ideological motivation of the Company's forces: the female helicopter pilot changed sides in the middle of the battle, the agents sent out to the Na'vi went native and joined the enemy, the translator and HQ radio-communication person collaborated with the conspirators. It is obvious that the Colonel was unfit for the job, he did not inspire loyalty among his soldiers, he was unaware of the conspiracy. Apparently he had no corporate intelligence nor security personnel to weed out traitors in time.
I think that Ivan proposed the best strategy: Given that the Na'vi had a connection port in their hair (or tail?), they could be connected to a Company computer and re-programmed. The idea of rewarding them with some electronic sex is promising, the company could have developed special porn for their enjoyment. Once the connection was established with the Na'v and through them with the rest of the beings, the whole planet could have been operated as producion unit, just as the Na'vi connected their hair with the birds and they became their robots.
With the correct approach and a good programming team, the whole planet would have joined in the mining operation.
The film's message, that brute force does not work, is correct. War should be waged with intelligence.

J said...

The military confrontation proved ineffective, mostly because of low ideological motivation of the Company's forces: the female helicopter pilot changed sides in the middle of the battle, the agents sent out to the Na'vi went native and joined the enemy, the translator and HQ radio-communication person collaborated with the conspirators. It is obvious that the Colonel was unfit for the job, he did not inspire loyalty among his soldiers, he was unaware of the conspiracy. Apparently he had no corporate intelligence nor security personnel to weed out traitors in time.
I think that Ivan proposed the best strategy: Given that the Na'vi had a connection port in their hair (or tail?), they could be connected to a Company computer and re-programmed. The idea of rewarding them with some electronic sex is promising, the company could have developed special porn for their enjoyment. Once the connection was established with the Na'v and through them with the rest of the beings, the whole planet could have been operated as producion unit, just as the Na'vi connected their hair with the birds and they became their robots.
With the correct approach and a good programming team, the whole planet would have joined in the mining operation.
The film's message, that brute force does not work, is correct. War should be waged with intelligence.