J, "I lift the mirror to my face: One hundred years." Shouldn't that be "One hundred eleven years"? Here are the 3 best books that I have ever read: Crick's "What Mad Pursuit" "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman" Darwin's "The Voyage of the Beagle" — What are the 3 best books in Hungarian that you have ever read? Also, is the game of chess not much good because the rules are so arbitrary? Is poetry not much good because it cannot be translated across languages? Is Judaism the world's best religion because: (a) it created I.B. Singer and other Ashkenazim (b) it tolerates humor better than any other religion (c) its orthodox form has so many straightjacketing rules that Jews cannot figure out to overcome their own guilt and neuroses in order to successfully imitate Genghis Khan? (d) it promotes argument and sarcasm? Computer evaluation of your poem: 17.8 on the Pushkin scale.
J, "I break the image with one strike-" — Good move. Replace image by the perceived image of Stephen Wolfram. Replace one strike with one blow to the hypotheses underlying Einstein's general theory of relativity. Is Stephen Wolfram a serious rival to Newton and Einstein? Can the 2nd line of your poem help to find the answer? In Einstein's general theory of relativity, where did Einstein go wrong? ANSWER: In Einstein's equivalence principle of gravitational mass/energy and inertial mass/energy. Einstein overlooked or rejected the possibility that Edward Fredkin (1st?) hypothesized: There are many alternate universes that create ultra-weird inertial forces of extraordinary small magnitude. Thus gravitational mass/energy and inertial mass/energy are almost entirely but not 100% equivalent. However, Fredkin's ideas were vague and erroneous in some respects. From a qualitative viewpoint, Stephen Wolfram resolved all these problems in Chapter 9 of "A New Kind of Science." Now, we come to the hard part: (A) Detect paradigm-breaking photons. (B) Develop M-theory to the point that theoretical physicists can prove that the multiverse is a Fredkin-Wolfram information process that computes M-theory. Analysis of line 2 of English translation complete. Retrieval failure on line 2 of Hungarian original.
Begin analysis of line 3 Author optimization: with criticism Replace [A vilag] <— The world Replace [mint mindig] <— as always, like always; Subsidiary problem: alliteration loss Replace [minden a helyen] <— everything in its place. Subsidiary problem: additional alliteration loss The theory of [Alpha241] is intimately connected with the theory of [Beta241]. Euler protocol: Everything is closely connected to everything else. yes? no? maybe? Internet average click distance from erotica: 1.27 Internet average click distance from philosophy: 2.06 Internet average click distance from poetry: 2.48 Relevance not found — return to inference engine Replace [Alpha241] <— relativity, The world Replace [Beta241] <— space and time, everything in its place Terminate analysis of line 3
It is a rather good haiku, each shard reflecting the same image of a quotidian life, and reflecting other shards in turn in an infinite regress. Or am I reading too much into it?
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J, "I lift the mirror to my face: One hundred years." Shouldn't that be "One hundred eleven years"? Here are the 3 best books that I have ever read:
Crick's "What Mad Pursuit"
"Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman"
Darwin's "The Voyage of the Beagle" —
What are the 3 best books in Hungarian that you have ever read?
Also, is the game of chess not much good because the rules are so arbitrary? Is poetry not much good because it cannot be translated across languages? Is Judaism the world's best religion because:
(a) it created I.B. Singer and other Ashkenazim
(b) it tolerates humor better than any other religion
(c) its orthodox form has so many straightjacketing rules that Jews cannot figure out to overcome their own guilt and neuroses in order to successfully imitate Genghis Khan?
(d) it promotes argument and sarcasm?
Computer evaluation of your poem: 17.8 on the Pushkin scale.
J, "I break the image with one strike-" — Good move.
Replace image by the perceived image of Stephen Wolfram. Replace one strike with one blow to the hypotheses underlying Einstein's general theory of relativity. Is Stephen Wolfram a serious rival to Newton and Einstein? Can the 2nd line of your poem help to find the answer?
In Einstein's general theory of relativity, where did Einstein go wrong?
ANSWER: In Einstein's equivalence principle of gravitational mass/energy and inertial mass/energy. Einstein overlooked or rejected the possibility that Edward Fredkin (1st?) hypothesized:
There are many alternate universes that create ultra-weird inertial forces of extraordinary small magnitude. Thus gravitational mass/energy and inertial mass/energy are almost entirely but not 100% equivalent.
However, Fredkin's ideas were vague and erroneous in some respects. From a qualitative viewpoint, Stephen Wolfram resolved all these problems in Chapter 9 of "A New Kind of Science."
Now, we come to the hard part:
(A) Detect paradigm-breaking photons.
(B) Develop M-theory to the point that theoretical physicists can prove that the multiverse is a Fredkin-Wolfram information process that computes M-theory.
Analysis of line 2 of English translation complete. Retrieval failure on line 2 of Hungarian original.
Begin analysis of line 3
Author optimization: with criticism
Replace [A vilag] <— The world
Replace [mint mindig] <— as always, like always;
Subsidiary problem: alliteration loss
Replace [minden a helyen] <— everything in its place.
Subsidiary problem: additional alliteration loss
The theory of [Alpha241] is intimately connected with the theory of [Beta241].
Euler protocol:
Everything is closely connected to everything else.
yes? no? maybe?
Internet average click distance from erotica:
1.27
Internet average click distance from philosophy:
2.06
Internet average click distance from poetry:
2.48
Relevance not found — return to inference engine
Replace [Alpha241] <— relativity, The world
Replace [Beta241] <— space and time, everything in its place
Terminate analysis of line 3
Doggytwit - please start taking your medication again. It really shows when you forget to do this.
K
Doggytwit, Any ideas about the best investment for 2010 ?
K, thanks for the advice.
J, I like BP below $60/share and GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) below $41/share.
Thank you doggytwit.
What is the best investment for 2010 in the Tel Aviv Stock EXchange?
It is a rather good haiku, each shard reflecting the same image of a quotidian life, and reflecting other shards in turn in an infinite regress. Or am I reading too much into it?
A fractal?
Anon
J, on the TASE, I like CHKP below $35/share and TEVA below $66/share.
Thanks.
You are a savant.
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