It is year zero and a Judean tourist in Rome goes to the Circus Maxima. It is a lions vs gladiators show. After a while the Judean starts to shout for the lanista - the circus manager.
"This show must stop immediately! Those ferocious lions are going to devore the Judean gladiators!"
"Sir, those are not Judeans. They are Scytians."
"Are you sure there are no Jews among them?"
"Yes, completely sure."
After a while the man calls the manager again to complain.
"Lanista! That lion to the left is not eating!"
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An Arab gets lost and is wandering around the desert looking for water. He finally arrives at a stand run by a Jew and asks for water. The Jewish vendor tells him he doesn’t have any water but can gladly sell him a tie. The Arab begins to curse and yell at the Jewish storeowner. The Jew, unmoved, offers the rude Arab an idea: Beyond the hill, there is a restaurant; they can sell you water. Arab keeps cursing and finally leaves toward the hill. An hour later he’s back at the Jew's stand. He tells the merchant: “Your brother tells me I need a tie to get into the restaurant.”
K
Good !
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