Lately, Koko is not following the international financial action. She is distracted by the computer dating world. I'm not making this up. She is actually checking out mates at various zoos and institutes around the world as possible "significant others". Her mind is not on mining shares.
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She is just biding her time til we are over the double dip recession; about 6 months, she thinks.
Anyway, she fears correctly that her money will be worthless in her old age, due to the coming Obama hyperinflation; and so she is looking to have children to ensure her long term financial support.
She needs an intelligent and financially savvy father for them, to pass on his genes. Sadly, she had to be told that Elvis and Michael Jackson were "currently unavailable".
I suggested Lloyd Blankfein, but I think K would object.
Anon.
Some 50% of high IQ females never marry. Therefore Koko - a peak IQ girl - has vanishingly low chances. She would never pair with an ordinary low brow gorilla. If desperate, she may use her personal trainer (like Madonna) or the Swedish princess. She may also tour Zimbabwe and adopt there like many American celebrities. She is distracted when we most need her.
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