Israeli "greens" are focused on what the EPA does or plans to do. Everything that the EPA is doing, will be aped eventually by Israel, and being Jews, we do "as the EPA does but more so." So I appeal to the EPA, please dont do it! Dont apply spilled oil regulations to spilled milk! I dont want to design aquifer protection structures against spilled milk contamination (see pic for what EPA's regulation may mean at field level).
This is not from The Onion:
New Environmental Protection Agency regulations treat spilled milk like oil, requiring farmers to build extra storage tanks and form emergency spill plans. Local farming advocates says it’s ridiculous to regulate a liquid with a small percentage of butter fat the same way as the now-infamous BP oil spill. “It’s just another, unnecessary over-regulation by the government just lacking any common sense,” said Bill Robb, dairy educator for Michigan State University Extension.Please, EPA, no!
The EPA regulations state that “milk typically contains a percentage of animal fat, which is a non-petroleum oil. Thus, containers storing milk are subject to the Oil Spill Prevention, Control and Countermeasure Program rule when they meet the applicability criteria ...”