I have a friend in Argentina who is so frightened by the local financial environment that keeps his savings in dollars in the garden. I said that it was stupid, paper currency gets mold and starts to stink. He should buy gold and silver coins, so in moonless nights he could dig them out and count them. I told him that counting gold coins is the second most enjoyable thing in the world (the first being to fuck the neighbor's daughter). To antisemites: This is not a Jewish thing, I read it in Bocaccio.