I have a friend in Argentina who is so frightened by the local financial environment that keeps his savings in dollars in the garden. I said that it was stupid, paper currency gets mold and starts to stink. He should buy gold and silver coins, so in moonless nights he could dig them out and count them. I told him that counting gold coins is the second most enjoyable thing in the world (the first being to fuck the neighbor's daughter). To antisemites: This is not a Jewish thing, I read it in Bocaccio.
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I told him that counting gold coins is the second most enjoyable thing in the world (the first being to fuck the neighbor's daughter).
Distant second...
Depends of the coin (some are beautiful) and the neighbor's daughter (some are a headache, those called "mejore perderla que encontrarla" - it is better to lose her than to find her).
This is kinda related, but in HS I wanted to fuck my neighbors mother.
The daughter was hot too.
I never should have told my neighbor that though...
Well at least you did not covet your neighbor's wife - that would have violated the 10 commandments. The commandments don't say anything about your neighbor's mother or daughter, so I guess you are OK w. God, if not w/ your neighbor.
K
I wasn't completely clear on who was related to whom in my comment. At the time I was dating the daughter, who was also my neighbor. I always thought honesty with women was the best way to go, so I stupidly told her that I wanted to fuck her mom.
Apparently honesty is not the best policy in some cases. Often it is better to leave some things unsaid....
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