Following Steve Sailer's accusations that La Migra (the American Immigration Agency) is racist and discriminates in favor of blonde border infiltrators, an electric border fence has been erected with the help of East German specialists. Thus, the Swedish Bikini Team (pic) had to change its plans and now intends to infiltrate Israel. The subversive recycled toilet paper HaAretz reports today Prime Minister Netaniyahu's proposal to pay African countries to accept Israel's illegal immigrants who cannot be sent back to their own hellholes (that would trigger another UN condemnation of anti-human Zionist policies). If his proposal is rejected, we may be stuck with the Swedes (and the Sudanese) for a while.
Friday, October 29, 2010
The Swedish Bikini Team
Following Steve Sailer's accusations that La Migra (the American Immigration Agency) is racist and discriminates in favor of blonde border infiltrators, an electric border fence has been erected with the help of East German specialists. Thus, the Swedish Bikini Team (pic) had to change its plans and now intends to infiltrate Israel. The subversive recycled toilet paper HaAretz reports today Prime Minister Netaniyahu's proposal to pay African countries to accept Israel's illegal immigrants who cannot be sent back to their own hellholes (that would trigger another UN condemnation of anti-human Zionist policies). If his proposal is rejected, we may be stuck with the Swedes (and the Sudanese) for a while.
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Starting from the left the second one in is easily the best looking.
Are you still paying $60 a month for Ha'aretz ,or did you get that off their website?
I pay and pay for HaAretz. What can I do? I live with a bunch of leftist females.
I pay and pay for HaAretz. What can I do? I live with a bunch of leftist females.
Our new fence is augmented by patrols of pre-structuralist white sexist jingo-jango logocentric males. Swedes are our biological equals, but they are steeped in a deeply dysfunctional culinary culture. We handpicked a super-repressive dream team of highly judgmental white anthropocentric crypto-capitalists (if that's not redundant), including an Australian Aborigine who is gay. They carry tasers and aim for the balls - I'm proud of our tax dollars.
J, are you not mistaken? These surely are the Sudanese burqini team.
Anon.
You can stop paying and let the subscription expire. If the women in your house love Ha'aretz that much they can limit their other expenses and pay for the subscription themselves. That and you can stop reading the paper even though it is in your house as a matter of principle.
Are you going to see the Tron sequel when it comes out in theaters this December? True Grit? I usually go to the movies once a week and the previews have really got me interested in those two films.
Mark,
Your comment reveals that you are single. I'd never dare to deny her the Literary Supplement. My daughters protested for being forced to read HaAretz, but in the end I solved the problem by taking home a free newspaper distributed in the street corner, called Israel Sheli, which is full of supermarket publicity (we love it and collect the special offers) and low-brow articles with big colorful illustrations. BTS, Israel Sheli is being financed by Sheldon, a Las Vegas billionair with a political agenda.
Sorry, the papers name is Israel HaYom (Israel today"). It is freely distributed and it has 40 - 50 pages. It is extreme rightist.
Israel Hayom is an Israeli Fox News in paper format. I think it is now the most read newspaper in the country.
I wouldn't characterize it as "extreme", that term is more appropriate for the religious/settler publications like "Makor Rishon".
Your comment reveals that you are single.
That is true, but it still is not relevant to this. Your wife should at least take your opinion into account. Maybe there is some other source of literary news in Israel your could buy for your wife.
My daughters protested for being forced to read HaAretz,
Well that must mean that your daughters are nowhere near as liberal as they appear, so you have hope for the future. Also, one of your daughters was nitpicking the kosher status of Sprite, so given some time they may move to the right, although they may not go Orthodox.
Sir, may I congratulate you on your anti-HaAretz daughters. Outstanding work. I hope I can do as well if I have kids. Sadly I probably won't.
Mark, unfortunately HaAretz is said to be the most highbrow, with the loooooong articles geeks crave. I understand it's not like here where the WSJ can definitely hold its own. The only problem is that they are the squishiest pseudo-rightists you could ask for, just like 98% of the GOP elites. I wish we had 25 parties.
I read HaAretz sometimes. It's interesting. I could write tomorrow's NYT or WSJ in my sleep - just let me what stupid crap happened in this country today, and off I go. Which Israeli paper ought I read online in ENglish instead of HaFishwrap?
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