Merlot

I bought a bottle of Carmel Merlot in the Supersal. It is a good wine. An Ashkenazi Jew said to me (we are a schtetl here in Kever Benjamin, schichers aka wine experts talk freely to strangers in the supermarket): I bought ten bottles. See, it is a sale. Yes, but where I keep them? I said. You hide them at home, he said. Not with my wife, I said. I bought and drunk one bottle. Le Chaim.