1999: I will get my weight down below 180.
2000: I will not drink before 5 PM
2001: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.
2002: I will read daily from Dr Atkins's book and eat no carbs.
2003: I will not touch the bottle before noon.
2004: I will stop eating bread pasta and sugar.
2005: I will go the gym five times a week.
2006: I will work out three times a week.
2007: I will drink only on weekends and holidays.
2009: I will take my resolutions seriously.
2010: 2010 will be the year I moderate my eating, drinking and work out regularly.
2011: I will make a dead serious new year resolution.
1 comments:
Why don't you just resolve to gain weight and drink heavily? Then you'll be so resentful of your resolution that you'll find yourself disgusted by this behavior, slender and sober.
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