A Carnival tourist cruise ship sinks in the South Pacific and survivors find themselves dispersed on isolated islands. On one island there are two German men and one German woman. On another, two Franch men and a French woman. And so on. After a month...
One Italian killed the other for the love of the woman.
The French formed a menage-a-trois and live in harmony and happiness.
The Germans organized a schedule of rotation and are strictly following it.
The Brits are waiting to be introduced.
The Greeks live together while the woman cooks and washes for them.
The Israelis are building a boat to escape from the woman, who never stops complaining how she is suffering from the sun, the salt, the lack of consideration, how much taller, wealthier, satisfying were her former boyfriends, how it is all their fault, and ...
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A woman goes to her rabbi with a serious problem.
Her two female parrots have picked up a bad habit. Any time she has
visitors, the two parrots embarrass her by saying, in unison, "Hi !
We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"
To her surprise, the rabbi breaks into a smile, explaining that he has two male parrots which he has trained to pray and who've become very observant, spending much of the day praying in their cage.
He's confident that if the woman brings her two parrots over to his
house, his two parrots will exert such a positive influence that her
birds will turn into model parrots.
The next day the woman drives over to the rabbi's house and brings her
two parrots into his home. As she looks around, she notices a large cage with two parrots, each wearing a little kippah and tiny tallis and each holding a miniature siddur, while they rock back and forth in prayer.
Sure enough, as soon as she places her female parrots in the cage, they shout out to their male counterparts: "Hi! We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun ?"
One of the rabbi's parrots immediately turns to the other, squawking: "Moishe, put the book down. Our prayers have been answered!"
K
The dilemma for us Goyim, is that if we laugh too loudly at these jokes, we fear being considered anti-Semitic; but if we do not laugh enough, we fear being considered too stupid to understand them.
Have mercy.
Anon.
Anon,
Jewish princesses (when older called yentas) are like that. (They have good qualities too). I think that we should suffer in good spirits all ethnic jokes and never take offense because it may contain some hidden truth. If someone tells me a truth I can only say thank you.
I heard the joke this way:
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman 2 Russian men and 1 Russian woman One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. ..
The 1st Italian man has killed the other for the Italian woman.
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois". ..
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman, and she is waiting for someone to introduce her to the American men.
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
The American woman has filed a law suit for sexual harrassement against both American men, and they are suing each other for libel. The woman has also become a Scientologist and is having an affair with the Bulgarian woman. One of the men has become a Bahaist and befriended the wildlife on the island, while the second has become a born-again christian and attends councelling sessions with the two Swedish men.
The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any. ..
The first Russian man married the Russian woman and divorced her. He is the best customer of the Irish distillery.
The other Russian man made money by actually killing the Italian on contract and by arranging exit visas for the Bulgarians; with that he acquired a controlling 33. 33% share in the Irish distillery including the world-wide distribution rights to the English and he hired the Greeks as sales agents. He employs both Germans as bodyguards (hence the strict schedule) both for himself and for his Russian girlfriend, and has promised the Bulgarian woman that she can become the maid of their first child. He regularly sees the Swedish woman "to learn English".
In the mean time, the French still think they are alone on the island.
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