Bill Gates was dying. Only a blood transfusion would save his life. But his blood was of a type that no compatible donors were known. A worldwide search was organized and a Brooklyn Jew was identified who had the required blood type. He agreed to donate but demanded to be paid a thousand dollars in advance.
"Dont you know who is Bill Gates? What is a thousand dollars for him?"
"I know. But I will not donate before being paid."
"What is your problem?"
"Once my blood is flowing in his veins, it will be impossible to extract a cent from him."
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