Reporting from Enkeladus

Having escaped from troubled planet Earth, I have landed on Enkeladus, the watery moon of Saturn - a wonderful out-world of golden opportunity. I haven't eaten for three days and started to look for food, but everything here is treyfl so following our sages, I'll eat whatever available to maintain life. The shallow waters are full of crawling seafood. This morning I cought a critter (pic) which strangely came with what seems to me a Shanghay restaurant certificate that it is an expensive "real" and not a cheap "fake" hairy crab. I think I'll enjoy my trips to this place.