Thursday, March 31, 2011

Silvio in Lampedusa

Lampedusa is being flooded with North African refugees. Silvio Berlusconi came down from Milano to have a look at the new girls arriving, hoping to find fresh replacements for aged (over 18) Ruby for his bunga-bunga parties.

The latest: Silvio cracked the joke on Mediterranean holiday island Lampedusa. "According to a survey, when asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30 per cent of women said 'Yes' while the other 70 per cent replied 'What, again?'," he was quoted as saying.

5 comments:

IHTG said...

A "beautiful young women only" immigration policy makes as much sense as anything the West is doing these days.

J said...

I hope you noticed that this is a joke. Mr Berlusconi visited Lampedusa on official business.

IHTG said...

Of course I did. One can extract wry wisdom even from a joke.

J said...

I am against the "beautiful young women only" policy. Following Netaniyahu's advice, we need to increase the competition in the market.

Anonymous said...

Mr Berlusconi has only one type of official business.

Running the country is actually more his hobby.

Anon.