Suddenly, we find ourselves bombing Gaza and shooting at Egyptian border guards. Tomorrow we may be at war and the stock exchange in hysterical panic. I have moved to Ankh-Morpork in Discworld.
"When dragons belch and hippos flee My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee Let others boast of martial dash For we have boldly fought with cash We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.
Morporkia! Morporkia! Morporkia owns the day! We can rule you wholesale Touch us and you'll pay.
We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs We ner ner ner ner ner, hner ner hner by the ears Er hner we ner ner ner ner ner Ner ner her ner ner ner hner the ner Er ner ner hner ner, nher hner ner ner (etc.) Ner hner ner, your gleaming swords We mortgaged to the hilt
Morporkia! Morporkia! Hner ner ner ner ner ner We can rule you wholesale Credit where it's due."
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We Can Rule You Wholesale
"When dragons belch and hippos flee
My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee
Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.
Morporkia! Morporkia!
Morporkia owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale
Touch us and you'll pay.
We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs
We ner ner ner ner ner, hner ner hner by the ears
Er hner we ner ner ner ner ner
Ner ner her ner ner ner hner the ner
Er ner ner hner ner, nher hner ner ner (etc.)
Ner hner ner, your gleaming swords
We mortgaged to the hilt
Morporkia! Morporkia!
Hner ner ner ner ner ner
We can rule you wholesale
Credit where it's due."
Good luck.
-- Maciano
Muslims should move.
To Hell.
Dragons are belching and hippos are fleeing...
Dragons are belching and hippos are fleeing...
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