Allan Billis is the first person in 3,000 years to be mummified in the same way as ancient the pharaohs. A pathologist removed Billis' organs except his heart and brain, and bathed his body in salt for a month. He was then dried out and wrapped with linen bandages. Koko proposed to deposit the body in the glass pyramid of the Louvre, Paris, or to rent an ancient but serviceable pyramid in Egypt.
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When does he get back to work?
Anon.
He is taking an unpaid vacation. The company he is working for is holding his job open waiting for him to return to work.
I hope his medical insurance will cover this.
Soon, Koko will take him to the "Occupy Wall Street" protests, where he will make as much sense as anyone else.
Then he will fly home business class on British Airways. No-one will notice.
Anon.
He has been asked to cut short his vacations because many files have accumulated on his desk in the Civil Service, and the other mummies are very busy.
Koko is waiting for him to seduce her.
"I know the English are notoriously reserved", she said, "but this is ridiculous".
Anon.
Ha. This was very good, Anon!
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