Koko Reveals It All

We went to Acco's Fringe Theater Festival and when the show was about to start the manager came to stage to announce that the actors were joining some imbecile protest and the show is being suspended. People was walking out to reclaim their money when a girl from the public (pic) climbed on to the scene and shouted: RAK REGA! Wait a minute! I'll give you the show of your miserable lives! I am going to show you EVERYTHING!

"I see that now you are getting focused. MEFUKASIM! I am Koko born in sex and living since then in sex! You decide if want to stay and hear out Koko or ask back your pig-dirty money. I am Koko von Hochfeld zu Otjozond and you can check it out in the Social Security data base just leaked to the internet, my "von" is less for Prussian noblesse and more for pure bred dogesse. I warn you, some details may not be exactly true; in fact, I invented it all. I am the third millenium girl, the self-made uni-species but never unisex girl, the totally self-invented persona. I am the climax of the Pan species."

"What you see - see is not the word, you are mesmerized - is fantastically fake. I am a blonde teenager - and I am a female gorilla. You can laugh, you can applaud. I imagined myself all by myself and the surgeon magician Dr Murray cut me to design. No, no, I am REALLY a gorilla. There are two things I didnt allow him to touch - yes, my happiness, and then, my sagittal skull crest, the pride of my lineage. Come up dear and feel it; I mean touch the top of my head - up there, you bastard! - see the bone crest? Now get those dirty fingers off me, and stop fixing your eyes on me! We gorillas walk the jungle nude and feel no shame but you! animal abuser! look the other way!"

Then she told how she became famous as Koko the Talking Gorilla, how made her first millions at horse races and how since then lives the "bunga-bunga loca". Can this be true?