Saturday, October 29, 2011

Dura Lex Sed Lex

A Zimbabwean was brought before a judge charged with contra bonos mores sex (with a donkey). According to the Law Society of Zimbabwe Magazine, he claimed that it is not an ass but a bewitched prostitute. My source reports that the judge ordered the criminal to pay for the services rendered and appointed a Court Witch to dewitch animal: if successful, the money will go to the prostitute, if not, to the ass.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

They also have a very antagonistic attitude to homosexuality in Zimbabwe, and in South Africa, black lesbians are being subjected to "corrective rape".

This is not quite the script favoured by European/North American cultural Marxists, so people like Hillary Clinton and Al Gore are strangely quiet on these issues.

Anon.

Anonymous said...

Says Koko: "That Mugabe's not gonna touch my ass! Not for all the bananas in his republic!"

Anon.

J said...

No ass is above Mugabe.