Hungarian (Non-Jewish) Humor

Sent by a non-Jewish friend from Budapest. What do you see? If you a see a nude lady with a big "tuches", obviously you are a superb observer: you have X-ray vision (like Superman and myself forty years ago). If you see that the lady wears a tanga underpant, you are mature, careful and reflective urban-anthropology geographer. If you wonder where she bought that blouse, well, you know. Is she crossing the street in a red light? - you are or should be a policeman. Do you recognize the taxi (it is a Russian-made Lada)? A person of your phenomenal powers of observation must be a detective or a spy. But if the first thing you see is that the taxi driver is a dog, well, I didnt see it either.