Jack: Where were you born?
Malema: South Africa …
Jack: Which part?
Malema: What ‘which part’? The whole body was born in South Africa .
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Malema and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car:
Friend: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Malema: Don’t worry, I have one more.
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Malema: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Malema: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken!!!
Malema: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!!
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Malema: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Malema: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Malema: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child .
2 comments:
These anecdotes reflect the deep affection with which Mr Malema is held in the hearts and minds of millions of South Africans.
Anon.
His achievements in carpentry are especially respected.
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