Thursday, January 26, 2012
Revolutionary Human Nature Remake Program by the Israeli Government: Ethiopians to turn into Ashkenazi Jews!
Israel has decided to change the inborn nature of its African immigrants and make them Ashkenazi Jews. TOCHNIT ZUGIOT LEOLIM - how to translate it? Program for Teaching Immigrants to live in Couple? has been launched by the Israeli Government. It is a grandiose and very expensive government program that will deal with the acute problem that Israel's newest immigrants, those from the Ethiopian highlands, do not form families in the traditional Ashkenazi (or Western) mold, but live and reproduce in a complex matrix of male-female relationships. I say complex because I (and all other Jews) dont understand it. it may be quite simple, I dont know. And there is the issue of wife killing. The Government has long proclaimed that there is a severe problem of wife beating and wife killing in Israel, and all public employees were sent to re-education courses. I worked for the Government then, and all the people from my office - 60 years old Russian engineers with coronary problems, unmarried secretaries, an old Moroccan protocol writer lady - divorced with adult children, the fat cleaning lady, Mr Goldfarb the 70 years old Polish outside consultant with stomach cancer - we were forced to attend a course in Jerusalem, where we were re-programmed to not to kill our wives. (*)
No one can say that the Israeli Government does not learn. Today they have discovered that all, 100% of wife killing episodes are committed by Ethiopian males, so they are leaving us Ashkenazi superannuated engineers in peace. The Government is launching a fantastic program to re-educated Ethiopians to teach them what a couple is and what must be the relationships within a Jewish couple. In the Haredi sector there are many courses of Jewish morals and relationships, very much enjoyed by Haredi women who have no access to kitchen-variety porn. But this Ethiopian reform program has nothing to do with Judaism. It has been designed by left-wing liberal progressive psychology professors, experts in social work, writers of educational brochures, in short the very cream of the Israeli social sciences establishment. I suspect the program means a large source of well paid employment for this sector, and not only at the academic level but also for the many thousands of female social science graduates continuously generated by the schools.
The Program has immense possibilities because it deals with a social problem that is not exclusive to Israel but to very common in all the African Continent and the African-American community in the United States, Great Britain, everywhere. The Israeli experiment will be fully documented and analysed, conclusions drawn and academic and policy papers written, and the results published (I have no doubt that the numbers will show a tremendous improvement. Boas and Levontin's blood still runs in our veins, no?). I prophesy that in 2022 American social scientists will come to study the program in Israel and our experts will be consulting for all Western Governments.
Ah! to be young today! To work on sex relationships within the couple with Israeli and American social sciences chicks! But I am an old water and sewage engineer...! :-(
Pic.: Social Sciences students in an American university, future implementors of revolutionary Israeli discoveries.
(*) The re-programming was totally succesful. Since then, no one killed his wife.