Kever Benjamin City loves old people and this year we are celebrating Mugabe's 88th Birthday. He is "fit as a fiddle" and sharp as a knife: "I have died many times - that's where I have beaten Christ. Christ died once and resurrected once." After 32 years in power, he is seeking re-election in polls due before 2013. What is his secret? He loves beautiful women (see proof in pic). He will never die.