Monday, April 02, 2012
Global Warming: A Program
(1) Breed smaller humans. They need less energy.
(2) Implant genetic meat-intolerance in the lactose-intolerance model. Animal husbandry pollutes.
(3) Oxytocin in the drinking water. The hormone makes people more sociable and altruistic.
(4) Electric stimulation of the brain. Free recharging stations in the streets. It will increase IQ, and as the fishwrap notes, higher IQ people has few or no children, unburdening Earth from human pests. so forth.
Ill.: Waterworld, the nightmarish future if we dont follow HaAretz's advise.