We know from Roman sources (Caesar, The Gothic Wars) that the Gothic invasions caused Rome's decline and collapse. Yet no text in the Gothic language survived, and we have no authentic statue or picture of a Goth. Prof. G.B. raided with his students a Goth burial mound and extracted genes which he injected into a human oocite. The experiment produced a centaur (a Goth's horse genes were mistakenly extracted) and also two humanoids (pic) identified as belonging to the Fag-Gothic tribe. Interestingly, they pronounced the proto-Indo-European ablaut calling themselves "gute-gute".