Having achieved complete victory over his young rival Malema, SA President Zuma's body was flooded by gallons of fresh testosterone and he was assaulted by an ungovernable urge to marry another fat Big Black Mamma. So he did.
He warned her that she was being received with open doors in the Zuma household, so she is expected to leave the door open for him to look for a seventh wife. Zuma is a potent seventy years old and is not ready yet to settle down and play canasta with his wives.
Why we cant have a President like him?
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Are those traditional African shoes?
K
Yes, it is original white leather. Hers is decorated with colored strips.
We should all enjoy life as much as he does.
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I think our first-world societies historically have accomplished a lot more because we don't enjoy life as much as Zuma does. Future time orientation and all that.
You HAD a president like him-you put him in jail.
Malema is available; he would certainly do wonders for your international image.
Anon.
No, Katzav had no joie-de-vivre...
That's cause he was scared all the time. Maybe if you guys had encouraged him, he would have been more like Zuma.
I don't think Katzav would have been a good dancer even if he had been encouraged. Old Jews ain't got no rhythm.
K
You only say that because you're an Ashkenazi lawyer.
Do you know any old Jews who do got rhythm? Part of HBD is that we are all good at something and not necessarily the same thing, so I don't have any problem with not having rhythm. OTOH, I could beat Zuma in a contract writing contest.
K
And probably in a contract-honoring one as well.
Anon.
I was recently invited to the 50 years anniversary of a Russian immigrant. After a few vodkas, they danced like kozaks!
The Kozaks are an off-shoot of the Zulus. Very few people know this, but after several more vodkas, it all falls into place.
Anon.
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