Wednesday, May 16, 2012

City of Angels

Eli Malca, the Major of the City of the Angels (Kyriat Malachi in Hebrew) has been jailed for sex with a secretary. The police says the act was filmed and the tape is in their posession. The previous Major and later President of Israel, Moshe Katzav, is serving seven years for the same crime. Kyriat Malachi's Municipality must be full of irresistible (but treacherous) female employees. Knowing my weak character, I would not put my foot in that building for a million dollars.
Update: Eli Malca's office had a handle-less accustically-isolated door that could be opened only by a secret button under his desk.  

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not only did he rape the woman, he did so repeatedly on many occasions. This is utterly shocking. Most rape victims would report the crime after the first rape, but the poor woman was so fartutzed by this monster that she repeatedly returned to the scene of the crime to allow herself to be raped again and again.

K

J said...

fartutzed - excited? done?

Anonymous said...

Mixed up, confused, addled.

Yiddish has as many words to express this as Eskimos have words for snow. Farchadet , farmsisht, farklempt, etc.

Whatever word you put in that place, the crime that they are describing is not rape

K

Anonymous said...

Where do they think babies come from?

Anon.

IHTG said...

Isn't the name of the city a reference to the minor biblical prophet of the same name?

J said...

No. It is a development town originally funded by generous Los Angeles Jews.

IHTG said...

Wow, I did not know that.