Thursday, July 12, 2012

We want Silvio back

Italian President Silvio Berlusconi had to resign because Ruby (sex with a prostitute). A boring eunuch whose name nobody remembers took over instead but he doesnt enjoy the job and has resigned. Merkel (daughter of a protestant Prussian pastor) and the other tightass Germans who run Europe find Silvio undignified if harmless, so they have decided to let him back. What is the EU without his Bunga-Bunga parties? With Koko among Silvio's  intimates, his fourth presidency will be documented in this blog.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Silvio for Israeli PM!

Anonymous said...

There is no actual government of Italy. It is a Potemkin Village to mask the German adults who are now really in charge. Berlusconi plays the Village Idiot.

But who cares, as long as it's entertaining.

Anon.

J said...

Italy without Silvio is suffocating. Someone like him with histrionic talent is essencial to make politics bearable.

Anonymous said...

Why is Michelle keeping her distance if Silvio is such a charmer? Barry doesn't look too happy either.

Ivan

Anonymous said...

Ivan,

Yes, she openly snubbed him. That embarrassment began his public fall, continuing onto Ruby turning on him, and eventually Koko, too.

He's finally trying to recover. I wish him luck, but I don't know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sg2G46v8dc