Italian President Silvio Berlusconi had to resign because Ruby (sex with a prostitute). A boring eunuch whose name nobody remembers took over instead but he doesnt enjoy the job and has resigned. Merkel (daughter of a protestant Prussian pastor) and the other tightass Germans who run Europe find Silvio undignified if harmless, so they have decided to let him back. What is the EU without his Bunga-Bunga parties? With Koko among Silvio's intimates, his fourth presidency will be documented in this blog.