An anonymous person - suspected of Arabicity - has been pestering this non-blog with snide remarks about the Jewish penis. That grants me the right to comment on the last Al Gharbia Camel Al Mazayna (pic), where a foreign competitor outran the locals and won the valuable prize. But the Camel Mazayna (race) is not only about gambling and Bedouin folklore, it’s also a market of race camels where large profits are made. So when the winning camel was put on auction and examined, it was discovered that a Hebrew scroll (philacteries) had been attached to its forehead with leather strips. Interrogated, the camel confessed to being a Mossad spy and the prize had to be returned. I was not there personally but it sounds almost true.