Monday, January 21, 2013

Helicoid Jack

The new US Treasurer Jack Lew has such a spiralling signature that according to Obama, it may debase the currency. Yahoo has an application that allows to see one's signature in the Jack Lew style. Try it. According our in-house graphologist, his thinking is helicoidal, meaning that (1) he is a DNA double helix, (2) he is an secret agent of the Galactic Empire, or (3) his mind is convoluted like the Gemara's logic.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It look like the signature of an exotic particle in a Wilson Cloud Chamber.

One instant it's there, the next it's gone.

Anon.

Anonymous said...

It look like the signature of an exotic particle in a Wilson Cloud Chamber.

One instant it's there, the next it's gone.

Anon.

J said...

My graphologist says that the signature has not one straight line in it and that may mean something.