Unveiling the Qaher F313 (Dominant F313) earlier this month, Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmedinejad described it as "among the most advanced fighter jets in the world" with features including the ability to evade detection by radar and hit both ground and air targets. Some aeronautic engineers called the plane a "laughable fake. It looks like it might make a noise and vibrate if you put 20 cents in."
As a Zionist, I like to think we are a serious people and have serious, mortal, capable enemies. I dont like when people all over the world make from Ahmedenijad a laughingstock or a circus leytze (clown, in yiddish). So we sent our flying camel drone to verify the above report and we can publish that the 20-cent coin-operated kiddie plane slander is not true.
You need a quarter coin to start it.