Unveiling the Qaher F313 (Dominant F313) earlier this month, Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmedinejad described it as "among the most advanced fighter jets in the world" with features including the ability to evade detection by radar and hit both ground and air targets. Some aeronautic engineers called the plane a "laughable fake. It looks like it might make a noise and vibrate if you put 20 cents in."
As a Zionist, I like to think we are a serious people and have serious, mortal, capable enemies. I dont like when people all over the world make from Ahmedenijad a laughingstock or a circus leytze (clown, in yiddish). So we sent our flying camel drone to verify the above report and we can publish that the 20-cent coin-operated kiddie plane slander is not true.You need a quarter coin to start it.
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Originally I thought this was intended for domestic consumption, but press reports say that the urban public is too connected to the world to believe it. No one has ever seen a (real) airplane before without any seams or rivets, so either Iran has made some fantastic breakthru in molded plastic airplanes or it is a fake. But perhaps it is meant for the peasants in the countryside. Those of them who are a little on the slow side. Ahmadinejad's voter base.
K
The owner of Kever Benjamin mall contacted me. He wants three planes, and two flying elephants and one locomotive.
I have proof that the the Chinese are breaking UN sanctions and are making combat aircraft (complete with weapons systems) available to the highest bidder, including the Iranians):
http://hominggame.com/UploadFile/Product_big/2011103112365587.jpg
http://hominggame.com/show_Product_en.asp?ID=134
They are using shell companies ("Homing Amusement & Game Machine Co., Ltd" ) to disguise state sponsorship of terror. They are willing to make up to 200 aircraft/ month available to the Iranians! Surely this must be on top of the agenda when Obama meets w/ Netanyahu.
K
The G-d of Israel is not sleeping. We shall sell to their adversaries - the Japanese akready have shown interest in our winged camels and talking golems (only in Hebrew at this time)!
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